January 2012
I just want some sort of hint that I may have a...
brendangardiola:
Any bit of reassurance is good enough for me.
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December 2011
why i'm single:
skyl3r:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
LOLOL! i died at sex appeal of a carrot. (x
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
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I always end up being interested in someone I have...
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NO BODY ELSE
ms-faggot:
This GIF reminds me of Bien.. LOL!
Eating solves everything. →
friendly-old-bum:
When you’re sad.
When you’re mad.
When you`re bored.
!
My life this past week.. (x
Big boobies.
jazminle:
-leannecaranza:
I’m scared to hug girls with big boobs sometimes. lol. Like what happens if they hug me really tight? I end up like getting suffocated in the titty world and then probably get sucked into a black hole.
Lol topic of the night
wtf man! this made me laugh. no wonder why people never hug me when we say bye. )x LOL.
kay-uh:
jahkuhlyn:
kay-uh:
It must suck to have big ass boobs
no kidding..
but your boobs fit you perfectly lol
LOL! uh not on someone that’s 4’11. that’s what i’d like to call disproportional.
kay-uh:
It must suck to have big ass boobs
no kidding..
What happens when you have the house to yourself
kelvinjcco:
Expectation:
Reality:
LOL, me for the past few days.
ranilynne:
aw i remember this, i loved this episode (‘:
Boys from Tumblr are like this:
Girls from Tumblr are like this:
And I’m like this:
It's funny how @brandonfontimayor is acting like...
lacsaradpon:
henrygentile:
sarinalauren:
forealschris:
damnolan:
His ass is to scared to get in a fight, he couldn’t even come up to me and talk to me like a real man. He’s just a little pussy that wont even do shit.
laaaaaawl.
SHUTUUUUUUP WIT DAT SHIT OMG
LOL Hi Brandon :p
Oooh, really mature guys.
This “tumblr drama” is the stupidest shit I see on tumblr. Who...
And just remember, if you really think you’re ugly, someone out there has a...
– Wise words from my mother. (via thisishangingrockcomics)
10 things you did this year
Go through a legitimate depression.
Moved for the fourth time.
Started my final year of high school.
Ask Aldrin to my last homecoming. Made an Adventure Time poster & bought his food. Haha.
Complete my goal for senior year to stop being too nice, and more blunt.
Become close to my most bitchy, blunt friend, Camille Galanto.
Get hired for a job.
Actually have a conversation over the...
jasminerae:
I always hear, “I thought you didn’t want to talk to me.”
I am a needy fucking person. I always want to talk to someone.
Last name hungry, first name always.